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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 8:09 PM | Message # 46 |
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| Quote (NatsuDragneel) Chuck Norris isn't a man, Man is a Chuck Norris
Wow doesnt that make every man a Chuck Norris? This one violates the law of 'Chuck Theory'
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| Websta | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 10:28 PM | Message # 47 |
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| Chuck Norris once sent his pet monkeys to settle on a planet. We now know this planet as Planet Vegeta.
Chuck Norris once had the great idea of selling his urine as a canned beverage, this beverage is called Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once took a piss in the gas tank of a semi truck, this truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Friday, 2011-12-30, 6:07 PM | Message # 48 |
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| Chuck Norris really isnt that amazing. If he was, he would come to my house and slam my head into the keyboaftygna sms9jvhyji4e5=knbaqt4 w9jth0jon]bawqatbn j Added (2011-12-30, 6:07 PM)
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argh chuck got me  
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Websta | Date: Saturday, 2011-12-31, 0:48 AM | Message # 49 |
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| Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, he looks left and right at the same time.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
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| Hiryo | Date: Saturday, 2011-12-31, 12:11 PM | Message # 50 |
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| Quote (Websta) Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, he looks left and right at the same time.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
 That had me laughing... The toilet and the peanut butter ones are rather funny.
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| Aster | Date: Saturday, 2011-12-31, 12:33 PM | Message # 51 |
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| Chuck Norris once ordered breakfast in mcdonalds. but when the lady said they don't serve breakfast at 11:00, he got so mad, he kicked the restaurant so hard it turned into a KFC.
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| Websta | Date: Saturday, 2011-12-31, 11:50 PM | Message # 52 |
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| Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
Chuck Norris can swim on land
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Wednesday, 2012-01-04, 3:56 PM | Message # 53 |
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Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Websta | Date: Wednesday, 2012-01-04, 11:10 PM | Message # 54 |
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| @NatsuDragneel Lmao at that pic.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs
Never ask Chuck Norris for a joke... You wouldn't survive the punchline
Chuck Norris broke the Da Vinci Code... With his fist
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
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| Nodog | Date: Sunday, 2012-01-08, 5:46 AM | Message # 55 |
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| Bruce Lee is the only one who can stand against Chuck.
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Thursday, 2012-03-22, 9:09 PM | Message # 56 |
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| Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 100 people...
then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris Once Uppercutted A Horse And That's How The Giraffe Was Made
Chuck norris once got his legs chopped off...'he ran 2 the hospital'
god said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
when the boogy man goes to sleep, he cheks under his bed for CHUCK NORRIS
aracnaphobia-fear of insects
altophobia-fear of heights
common sense-fear of chuck norris
chuck norris gave a kid a frisbee.... that kid is now knwn as captain america 
mark zukerbeg is in intensive care @ hospital.....he was poked by chuck norris
Chuck Norris tore a page from an e-reader.
thought the thread was close to 'dying'...
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Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Pingping08 | Date: Friday, 2012-03-23, 7:03 PM | Message # 57 |
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| One day Chuck gave a girl some Men's clothe. We now know her as Justin Beiber.
PS I AM 14(Reason it says nine: I selected the wrong year)
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Friday, 2012-03-23, 7:13 PM | Message # 58 |
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| lolz..
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| abdullahsaurus | Date: Friday, 2012-03-23, 8:23 PM | Message # 59 |
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| nice
Thank You Mugen Boy For Avatar
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| N1nYo | Date: Friday, 2012-03-23, 8:28 PM | Message # 60 |
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| Quote (NatsuDragneel) One day Chuck gave a girl some Men's clothe. We now know her as Justin Beiber.
lol well i am still not too sure what kind of clothes these are
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