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| Zaraki_Kenpachi | Date: Saturday, 2011-12-24, 12:26 PM | Message # 16 |
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| Chuck norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.
When chuck norris does pushups, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down.
and Viz........Gtfo ----->
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Sunday, 2011-12-25, 7:49 PM | Message # 17 |
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| Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.
Chuck Norris doesnt celebrate christmas, christmas celbrates chuck
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Pingping08 | Date: Sunday, 2011-12-25, 9:38 PM | Message # 18 |
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| True fact!
Chuck Noriis doesn't hate Viz, Viz hates Norris!Added (2011-12-25, 9:38 PM)
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Chuck Norris isnt God, God is Chuck Norris
PS I AM 14(Reason it says nine: I selected the wrong year)
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| tora2 | Date: Monday, 2011-12-26, 0:34 AM | Message # 19 |
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| They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
Chuck Norris died 5 years ago, Death just doesn't have the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he responded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
Chuck Norris created fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together.
If you have $6.00 and Chuck Norris has $3.25 Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
They found Chuck Norris's diary once it is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records.
When the BP Oil went into the Gulf of Mexico it went back into the broken pipes. Why? Becuase Chuck Norris was watching
Chuck Norris can catch em' all.
The SR-71 Blackbird is the fastest manned airplane in the word. It wasn't ment to be, but Chuck Norris threw it into the air.
Chuck Norris' 5 hour energy lasts 6 hours
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris wins NASCAR races with all right turns.
Chuck Norris bought a broken up pickup truck. Now that truck is known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can Speak Braile
Chuck Norris could easily win NASCAR, but he chooses not to participate because winning races on foot would be too easy.
The reason lightning never strikes in the same place twice was because it struck him once....He's been hunting that same lightning bolt down
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the ground down
When chuck norris takes a dive into a river of water the water doesn't get chuck norris, Chuck Norris Gets the water
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.......twice
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck norris was feeling cold so he turned up the sun.
Chuck Norris cant have a heart attack because the heart is not foolish enough to attack him.
If by some reason chuck norris ends up fighting an inter-dimensional version of himself chuck norris wins....period.
Xeno: It's like putting the number one in my alphabet soup, it's criminal.
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| Websta | Date: Monday, 2011-12-26, 2:38 AM | Message # 20 |
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| Quote Once Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity.
Chuck Norris got it back.
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Monday, 2011-12-26, 7:04 AM | Message # 21 |
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| Quote (Viz) You're all fucking faggots.
Chuck Norris jokes are awfully unfunny, just like yourselves. God damn newfags.
this man wont disturb again 'coz till now chuck should have taken care of him............poor kiddo 
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Viz | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 1:39 AM | Message # 22 |
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| Quote (NatsuDragneel) this man wont disturb again 'coz till now chuck should have taken care of him............poor kiddo
Yeah, he tried to rape me, ended badly for him. Chuck Norris is a pedoophile, and all of you are his sex-slaves.Added (2011-12-27, 1:39 AM)
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Quote (Zaraki_Kenpachi) and Viz........Gtfo ----->
Long time no see faggot.
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| _____kEnt_xD | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 2:13 AM | Message # 23 |
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| Here we go.
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| Pingping08 | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 2:29 AM | Message # 24 |
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| Viz, Chuck will destroy you! To defeat him you must hav a army of:
Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the white,
And monty python and the holy grails black knight!
Then the missouri and the blue meany,
Cowboy Kurtis and jonbe the genie,
Robo cop and terminator
captain kirk and darth vader
lopan superman
every single powerranger!
Of course, it probally won't end as it did in "Ultimate Showdown".
Chuck fact:
In the song, they kicked Chucks' Semi retarded clone!
PS I AM 14(Reason it says nine: I selected the wrong year)
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| Websta | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 5:52 AM | Message # 25 |
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| You guys won't believe what I saw today. I was browsing through the channels and I came across BET, and it was actually playing an advert of Chuck Norris in World of Warcraft o.O. He was shown throwing bears through walls, and just causing alota death on wild animals. And then the real life Chuck Norris shows up, and says "I approve of this game." Then punches the screen.. I was like.. WTF did I just see
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 7:53 AM | Message # 26 |
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| yeah i saw that too on fb i'll upload it here if i get that
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
Message edited by NatsuDragneel - Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 8:08 AM |
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| sweetfire13 | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 10:06 AM | Message # 27 |
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| Quote (Pingping08) Viz, Chuck will destroy you! To defeat him you must hav a army of: Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the white, And monty python and the holy grails black knight! Then the missouri and the blue meany, Cowboy Kurtis and jonbe the genie, Robo cop and terminator captain kirk and darth vader lopan superman every single powerranger! Of course, it probally won't end as it did in "Ultimate Showdown". Chuck fact: In the song, they kicked Chucks' Semi retarded clone!
or Bruce Lee tbh.
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| KIX | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:11 PM | Message # 28 |
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| chuck norris punch's a enemy and the enemy flies 10miles away
http://neuropod.net/imagehost/uploads/c51c674fa9ef4160d2c1ea14a9859c4f.gif <---- 5%
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:20 PM | Message # 29 |
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| it can be 'chuck norris punches an enemy and he lands there itself but in reality he travels earth two times and lands on that place'
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Zaraki_Kenpachi | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:23 PM | Message # 30 |
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| Viz, why did you come here? You have no power here, you can do pretty much nothing. Although you do have some loyal dogs here I must say.
Don't you usually seclude yourself in areas that you have power?
And worst of all, your still calling me that name. Your the faggot.
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