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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:25 PM | Message # 31 |
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| um.........did i miss something ? zaraki..
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Zaraki_Kenpachi | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:31 PM | Message # 32 |
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| You have not missed anything. It is as you see it right now. It is just that I do not like this man, at all. He brings forth no benefits, only trouble.
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:36 PM | Message # 33 |
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| ok i thought you know him somehow....btw check this out :
ps. im not advertising world of warcraft
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| sweetfire13 | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:40 PM | Message # 34 |
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| It would be great if you did not try to feed the troll.
Simply leave him alone, do not reply to his comments, and eventually he will leave in his own time.
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| Zaraki_Kenpachi | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 12:43 PM | Message # 35 |
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| Easier said then done..........Challenge Accepted!
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 1:24 PM | Message # 36 |
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| Hahaha nice video natsu
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| Pingping08 | Date: Tuesday, 2011-12-27, 5:37 PM | Message # 37 |
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| I saw that video on POKEMONLAKE!
PS I AM 14(Reason it says nine: I selected the wrong year)
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| RedAvenger | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 3:27 AM | Message # 38 |
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| Chuck Norris has only laughed once. He had looked in the mirror.
Chuck Norris can speak sign language.
Chuck Norris translates in all languages to "Fuck No"
Chuck Norris does not fall, the ground jumps up under him.
Pluto was once right next to Earth, but it had stared at Chuck Norris for too long.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa.
A snake once bit Chuck Norris, and the snake was poisoned.
Death once sued Chuck Norris for trying to steal his job. Chuck Norris was the Judge, The Jury, and the Executioner.
When Chuck Norris sneezes, it rains. Chuck Norris is very allergic during the summer.
Chuck Norris was going to be a main course in High School, but it was rejected, as no one could skip Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had spread more blood and gore than 40 score of Abe Lincoln's puny Civil Wars.
Chuck Norris split the union with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells their blood
Instead of swimming, water just loves to be around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the speed of Dark and Heavy.
It costs $5,000,000,000 dollars to fire Chuck Norris for 2 seconds.
Valve made a character for Chuck Norris. They called him "Saxton Hale"
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| sweetfire13 | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 4:52 AM | Message # 39 |
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| I saw it on TV
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 8:21 AM | Message # 40 |
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| Quote (RedAvenger) Chuck Norris knows the speed of Dark and Heavy.
lol and i thought that wud have been light !
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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| Websta | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 1:23 PM | Message # 41 |
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| Ordinary people swim in water, Chuck Norris can swim on land
Chuck Norris appeared in the video game Street Fighter, but was later removed due to the fact that every command did a roundhouse kick. Which instantly killed the opponent
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| Hiryo | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 1:59 PM | Message # 42 |
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| Quote (NatsuDragneel) ok i thought you know him somehow....btw check this out :
ps. im not advertising world of warcraft
Chuck plays World of Warcraft??? No way "disbelief but still saw"... @_@ Had to be just for publicity and money since he is now broke and even his commercials for the "Total work out" are not giving him enough money... Oh, and I have a Chuck Norris joke by Chuck himself!
Chuck Norris does not step on toes, he steps on necks. "Comes from a movie where he says, I do not step on toes. I step on necks." Bradock I think he was called in it but I forgot the name of the movie... >.<
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 3:11 PM | Message # 43 |
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| lol check this vid
Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3
btw hiryo showed me this vid
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
Message edited by NatsuDragneel - Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 3:12 PM |
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| Hiryo | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 3:27 PM | Message # 44 |
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| Quote (NatsuDragneel) lol check this vid
Abe Lincoln VS Chuck Norris Epic Rap Battles of History #3
btw hiryo showed me this vid
Haha... Thanks for the credit.  It was a way to repay you back for showing the Chuck Norris "WoW" commercial. =)
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| NatsuDragneel | Date: Wednesday, 2011-12-28, 8:00 PM | Message # 45 |
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| Chuck Norris isn't a man, Man is a Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't use the force, He MADE the force
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks
There is no Escape button in Chuck Norris's computer because Chuck Norris escapes from nobody
Chuck Norris once appeared on Cartoon Network. CN is now known as Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can chew cement blocks
Chuck Norris does not need to climb a mountain. The mountain comes down for him
Chuck Norris can eat soup with chopsticks
Chuck Norris once vacationed in Atlantis and didn't have a good time. The lost continent has yet to be found
When Chuck Norris was in school, he would place his teachers in detention
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed
Chuck Norris once set a lake on fire
Chuck Norris raised 4 turtles, we now them now as the Ninja Turtles
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow
In a rain storm Chuck Norris stays dry. Rain drops are scared to hit him
Play any game with cheat codes and type in CHUCK NORRIS and you win instantly
Batman+Natsu : level facepalm.
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