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| MysticDragon | Date: Wednesday, 2010-11-24, 10:21 AM | Message # 1 |
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| Just post your funniest jokes or funny videos here!!!! Added (2010-11-24, 10:19 Am)
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. Haha xD Added (2010-11-24, 10:20 Am)
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here's another one Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. Added (2010-11-24, 10:21 Am)
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-11-24, 12:16 PM | Message # 2 |
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| Q: What is inside a room and the room is inside it?
A: I liked your s joke too^^
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| MysticDragon | Date: Wednesday, 2010-11-24, 2:19 PM | Message # 3 |
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| I knew the answer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH xD
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Wednesday, 2010-11-24, 3:01 PM | Message # 4 |
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| .... 
Any one will know the answer after you see it 
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| MysticDragon | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:09 PM | Message # 5 |
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| Santa's closet!
Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
"What's that?" Santa husband asked.
"Nothing, darling. Just jackets."
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
"What the hell is that?"
"I'm telling you, just jackets."
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
"I'll check it," Santa said. "You'll regret it if it's not jackets."
Santa yanked the closet's door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling."
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:22 PM | Message # 6 |
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| .....I see that no one is posting in this thread and so far only we both have been posting!
So here it goes again:
Q:What gets wetter as you are dried?
A:
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| MysticDragon | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:32 PM | Message # 7 |
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| Haha a nice one Mugen_Boy!!
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:37 PM | Message # 8 |
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| You know what? This thread will be a waste if only two of us would us it and no body else. So I'm saying that at least the person who is reading this post should write, right?
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| MysticDragon | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:40 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Yeah you're right but let us make this thread a hot thread so that atleast some attention is caught by this thread!!!
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:41 PM | Message # 10 |
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| This one is good:
Q: What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
A:
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| MysticDragon | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:42 PM | Message # 11 |
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| HAHAHAH Added (2010-11-25, 7:42 PM)
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Here goes another one!!! Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t came back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:49 PM | Message # 12 |
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| Hahaha! Added (2010-11-25, 7:49 PM)
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I got another:
Q: Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A:
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| MysticDragon | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:51 PM | Message # 13 |
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| Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:54 PM | Message # 14 |
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| This is getting boring for me. Lets change the topic for a while okay?
You start....
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| MysticDragon | Date: Thursday, 2010-11-25, 7:56 PM | Message # 15 |
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| what about The Annoying Orange? Added (2010-11-25, 7:56 PM)
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
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